Anand's Second Book - Back Cover (Proposed)
Here's some text composed with the help of an A.I. -+- In a desperate attempt not to be taken to be merely another "pretty face" and tired of the label "the Indian Leonardo Di Caprio", Anand Manikutty has come out with a second book of poetry. In this book, or his upcoming third book, he may, potentially, discuss among other things, his secret on how he almost got to talk to Jennifer Lawrence, how he came within three feet of Clint Eastwood once, and how his first crush was Laura Dern in Jurassic Park. What he has done in this book is to upstage the estimable Indologist Wendy Doniger, who is possibly really a Martian. No other explanation will suffice as to how she came to write a book called "The Hindus: An Alternate History". This Martian Hypothesis is not discussed in this book, but "potentially will be" a "later" book of poetry. Maybe you have come not to be floored by an Awesome Book on Indology, but about How To Talk To Anybo